This is your notice.
What you do with it is your business.

This laid-back cotton dad cap features an embroidered “WARNING: Pet at Your Own Risk” label across the front, because not all pets are soft, sweet, or interested in your affection. Some have boundaries. Some have claws. Some have both.

The relaxed, low-profile fit keeps it easy and wearable, while the subtle back detail adds just enough personality without trying too hard. It’s the kind of hat you throw on for errands, walks, or any situation where people might feel… overly confident around animals.

Consider this your official disclaimer.
Proceed accordingly.

Product Features

• 100% cotton construction for breathable, everyday comfort
• Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel design for a relaxed fit
• Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill
• Adjustable self-fabric strap with antique brass buckle
• Embroidered front warning design with clean, durable stitching
• Subtle branded detail on the back
• Adult sizing; not intended for ages 0–3

Size

• Crown height: 3.12 inches
• Circumference: 20.87" – 24.80" (adjustable)
• Visor length: 2.91 inches

Care Instructions

• Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap
• Use a soft-bristled brush for tougher areas
• Do not soak unless you’re feeling reckless