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NOT ON THE LIST T-Shirt | United States of Unbothered Political Parody Tee
$28.50
Sale price
$28.50
Regular price
$32.75
Officially verified.
Thoroughly reviewed.
Still not on the list.
This bold parody tee features a faux government-style seal from the “United States of Unbothered – Office of List Verification,” stamped with a decisive red-box declaration: NOT ON THE LIST.
It’s sharp satire wrapped in clean design. Minimalist enough to wear anywhere. Loud enough to read across a parking lot.
Perfect for:
• Political humor lovers
• News junkies with a sense of irony
• Anyone who appreciates administrative-level pettiness
• People who prefer receipts over rumors
Printed on a soft, high-quality unisex tee that’s comfortable enough for everyday wear and structured enough to hold that bold graphic.
Wear it. Let it speak. No further documentation required.
Product Details
• Unisex fit
• Soft cotton blend (varies slightly by color)
• High-quality front print
• Runs true to size
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
POD Disclaimer
This product is made to order through our print-on-demand partner. Please allow up to 2 weeks for production and shipping. Some orders may be fulfilled by an overseas print partner depending on inventory availability. Tracking will be provided once your order ships.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |