Product Description

Some statements feel true enough to pass the vibe check—even when the facts are… optional. Factastic is a dry, dictionary-style jab at the modern art of persuasion, where confidence does the heavy lifting and accuracy becomes negotiable. It’s political satire distilled to its cleanest form: one word, one definition, no further explanation required.

Designed with a bold typographic layout and pared-down humor, this sweatshirt is made for those who appreciate commentary that doesn’t shout. The soft pastel tone adds contrast to the bite, making it equally suited for debates, meetings, or simply existing in a fact-flexible world. Comfortable, durable, and intentionally understated—because sometimes irony works best when it’s calm.

Product Features

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability

• Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching

• Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing construction

• Print and embroidery-style decoration (DTG/DTF) for textured, lasting detail

• OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton

• Meets safety and compliance standards

• Available in select colors, including soft pastel pink

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean

Production & Shipping Notice

This sweatshirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may vary slightly. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is crafted just for you.

Disclaimer

This product is intended as political satire and parody. All humor is expressive commentary and not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, or organization.