Product Description

A quiet image. A heavy message.

This political parody sweatshirt features a solemn eagle holding the scales of justice, framed by distressed American imagery and the understated phrase “Even justice mourns.” It doesn’t shout. It doesn’t explain. It simply observes—and lets the viewer decide what that means.

Printed on a medium-heavy cotton-poly blend, this crewneck is built for warmth, comfort, and long-term wear. The relaxed fit and soft interior make it an easy staple for cool days, layered looks, or moments when subtle commentary says more than slogans ever could.

Product Features

• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability

• Classic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching

• Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing construction

• Print and embroidery-style decoration (DTG/DTF) for textured, lasting detail

• OEKO-TEX certified dyes

• US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton

• Meets safety and compliance standards

• Available in select colors, including classic white

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean

Production & Shipping Notice

This sweatshirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may vary slightly. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is crafted just for you.

Disclaimer

This product is intended as political satire and parody. All humor is expressive commentary and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, or organization.