Authority acknowledged. Emotional oversight confirmed.

This one looks official enough to trust… which is exactly the problem.

An official-style seal, a bold cat silhouette, and the quiet implication that your emotional regulation has been outsourced to a creature that knocks things off tables for sport. Results may vary. Frequently.

It’s clean, composed, and just believable enough to make people pause before realizing what they’re looking at.

Pin it to your jacket, bag, hat, or lanyard and let it quietly establish your chain of command.

Subtle authority. Questionable management.

Features

• Durable metal pinback button made for everyday wear
• Smooth, glossy finish with crisp, detailed design
• High-quality print with strong contrast and vintage-inspired styling
• Secure pin clasp for easy, reliable attachment
• Lightweight and comfortable without sacrificing presence
• Ideal for cat lovers, dry humor fans, and unofficial authorities

Care

• Wipe gently with a dry or slightly damp cloth
• Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture
• Do not bend or apply excessive pressure

Production & Shipping (approved, processed, eventually delivered)
Made to order, not mass issued. Give it up to about two weeks for production and shipping. The department is doing its best.

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