There are phone cases.
And then there are official assignments with zero appeals process.

Front and center: a vintage-style seal from the entirely legitimate Department of Feline Oversight, formally recognizing you as a Designated Human. A dignified cat silhouette. Classic insignia details. A banner that reads less like decoration and more like a finalized decision.

This isn’t a design.
It’s a designation.

The look leans full bureaucratic authority, like your phone came with a file number and a supervisor who sheds. Clean, composed, and just serious enough to make people do a double take before realizing… yes, you’ve been assigned.

Built from impact-resistant polycarbonate, it protects your phone without adding bulk or drama. MagSafe compatibility keeps everything snapping into place like a well-organized system, while the discreet rear card slot holds one essential so you can travel light under strict feline oversight.

Because let’s be clear…
you don’t manage the device.
You’ve been cleared to carry it.

⭐ Product Features
• Impact-resistant 100% polycarbonate for reliable, everyday protection
• Built-in rear card slot for one essential (ID, transit, or proof of compliance)
• Full-wrap 3D print with rich, high-density color and crisp detail
• Slim, lightweight design with MagSafe compatibility and open ports
• Choice of matte or glossy finish depending on your assigned aesthetic

📏 Compatibility
• Designed specifically for Apple iPhone models
• Supports MagSafe accessories and wireless charging

❤️ Why You’ll Love It
• Clean, official-style design with a perfectly dry sense of humor
• Cat lover energy delivered in full administrative form
• Functional card slot without bulky wallet cases
• A statement piece that reads instantly and lingers just enough
• A quiet but firm reminder of who’s actually in charge

🧼 Care Instructions
• Clean with a soft, damp cotton or microfiber cloth
• Avoid harsh chemicals to preserve print quality

🚚 Production & Shipping
Each case is made to order and printed with care.

Fulfilled by our trusted production partner in South Korea. Shipping times may vary slightly depending on your location.

Status: Assigned.
Authority: Feline.
Compliance: Ongoing.