“Dashing through the…
NO!”

Holiday spirit? Blocked. Immediately.

This candle captures that exact moment your cat decides Christmas enthusiasm is a personal attack. Santa hat? Unacceptable. Cheer? Suspicious. Participation? Absolutely not.

Light it up and enjoy a festive vibe… with boundaries.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, cozy burn
• 50–60 hour burn time to survive the entire holiday season
• Cotton wick for a smooth, steady flame
• Hilariously accurate cat energy in one perfect design
• Nine scent options to match your level of holiday tolerance

Light It and Lower Expectations
Perfect for decorating, gifting, or quietly judging the chaos of the season from a safe distance.

Because nothing says “holiday cheer” like a cat who said no.

Product Features:

• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• 9oz glass jar
• 50–60 hour burn time
• Glossy permanent adhesive label
• ASTM safety compliant
• Assembled in the USA

Size:

• Height: 3.50"
• Diameter: 2.80"

Care Instructions:

• Burn within sight
• Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials

Production & Shipping Notice (POD):
This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Festive. Intentional. Slightly unwilling.