Clear instructions.
No confusion.
No committee needed.
This coaster keeps things simple: Cup goes here. Delivered by a vintage-style cat who looks like it’s been managing household operations since 1893 and has very little patience left for improvisation.
The sketched, old-world illustration brings that classic, ink-on-paper charm… while the message handles the logistics. Calm. Direct. Slightly judgmental in a way that feels earned.
It’s functional. It’s funny.
It’s… extremely correct.
Set it on your desk, coffee table, or anywhere beverages tend to wander, and suddenly everything has structure. The neutral background blends in, the design stands out just enough, and the cat? The cat is overseeing compliance.
Because sometimes, guidance is helpful.
And sometimes, it’s non-negotiable.
Product Features
• Glossy white ceramic surface for crisp, high-detail printing
• Non-slip cork backing to protect surfaces and prevent sliding
• Heat-resistant for hot drinks and reliable for cold beverages
• Available in round (4.06") or square (3.94")
• Durable, compact, and easy to clean
• Sourced from South Korea
Why You’ll Love It
• Clean, minimalist design with vintage character
• Subtle humor that lands immediately
• Protects surfaces while adding personality
• Perfect for cat lovers, coworkers, or anyone who needs direction
• Fits seamlessly into modern, rustic, or neutral spaces
Care Instructions
• Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp microfiber cloth
• Avoid soaking or prolonged exposure to moisture
Production & Shipping
Each coaster is made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Delivery times vary based on location.
Instruction issued.
Placement defined.
Carry on.