Bold. Official-looking. Entirely questionable.
These don’t whisper. They present.
A round, graphic silhouette stamped with the “Certified Six-Seven” seal sits over a distressed U.S. flag backdrop, giving just enough authority to make people pause… and just enough satire to make them look twice.
Because sometimes the design says everything before you have to.
Lightweight but impossible to ignore, these earrings bring sharp humor and clean visual impact without sacrificing comfort. Wear them casually, dress them up, or let them quietly steal the conversation.
Confident. Graphic. Slightly suspect.
Features
• Copper-plated white K+ log (wood) construction
• Lightweight design for comfortable, all-day wear
• Smooth, laser-cut edges with a clean finish
• Round dangle silhouette with bold printed graphic
• Non-toxic materials, suitable for sensitive ears
• Durable print with long-lasting color retention
• Classic hook-style ear wires for easy wear
Care
• Wipe clean with a damp cloth as needed
• Do not soak or submerge in water
• Store in a dry place when not in use
Assembly Note
• Earrings may require simple assembly upon arrival to prevent damage during shipping
• Assistance is available if needed
Sizing
| Size |
Diameter (cm/in) |
Length (cm/in) |
| One Size |
3 / 1.2 |
6 / 2.4 |
Measurements are taken flat. Slight variations (2–4 mm) may occur.
Production & Shipping (official process, unofficial timeline)
Each pair is made to order by our international production partners. Please allow up to 2–3 weeks for production and shipping. Minor variations may occur and are part of the process.
Mockup Note
Images shown are for reference. Final product appearance may vary slightly.
Sharp design. Straight face. Fully intentional.