Bold. Official-looking. Completely tongue-in-cheek.

This one leans all the way in. A faux certification seal, a sharp silhouette, and that unmistakable exaggerated comb-over holding a 6 and a 7 like it’s been officially verified.

Because… everyone agrees.

It’s satire dressed up as authority, polished just enough to look legitimate at a glance and questionable the second you think about it. Which is exactly where it lives best.

Pin it to your jacket, backpack, hat, or tote and let it quietly do its job: confuse, amuse, and spark just enough side-eye to be interesting.

Small button. Big commitment to the bit.

Features

• Durable metal pinback button with glossy mylar finish
• Scratch- and UV-resistant surface for lasting clarity
• Vibrant full-color printing with crisp, high-contrast detail
• Secure steel safety-pin backing for reliable attachment
• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
• Available in multiple sizes
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components

Care

• Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth
• Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture

Production & Shipping (certified… eventually)
Each button is made to order. Give it up to about two weeks for production and shipping. Worth it for the reaction alone.

Size Guide