Be Like Al. Nap Accordingly.

Al had a philosophy.

Eat when it’s time.
Nap when it’s time.
Ignore chaos whenever possible.

This relaxed-fit tee features the legendary EpilepticAL himself, curled up in a perfectly executed nap beneath the words:

“Al was a cat.
Al liked to nap.
Be like Al.”

Simple wisdom. Hard to argue with.

Around EpilepticAL, we consider this advanced life strategy.

Soft, Relaxed, and Built for Maximum Napping

This garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee is known for its soft-washed feel and relaxed fit. The fabric is pre-shrunk and incredibly comfortable, making it perfect for everyday wear, lounging, or fully committing to Al’s nap-based lifestyle.

The slightly vintage, lived-in look gives the shirt character right out of the box.

No break-in period required.
Just naps.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
• Garment-dyed fabric for a soft, lived-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Double-needle stitching for durability
• Tubular shape for a clean silhouette
• Classic crew neckline
• Pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing
• Signature sewn-in twill label

Produced with ethically grown US cotton through the US Cotton Trust Protocol, reflecting responsible and sustainable production standards.

Size Chart (inches)

Perfect For

• Cat lovers
• Epilepsy awareness supporters
• Fans of Epileptic AL
• Anyone committed to the Nap First, Ask Questions Later lifestyle

Made Just for You

Each shirt is produced after you place your order, which means it takes a little longer to arrive. This made-to-order process reduces waste and prevents unnecessary overproduction.

Good things take time.

Especially naps.

Be Like Al.
The world can wait.
The nap cannot.