Product Description

You don’t just hold the phone. You hold the responsibility.

The Assigned Human Phone Stand is a functional reminder of your permanent role in the cat distribution system. Designed for comfort, stability, and quiet resignation, this sleek oval phone stand works as both a grip and a kickstand—perfect for scrolling, streaming, or answering texts you were summoned to read.

Lifetime assignment. Still no training provided.

Product Features

• Bright, durable polycarbonate print with vivid, long-lasting color

• Comfort-focused oval shape that extends for grip and folds flat

• Functions as both a phone grip and a kickstand

• Reusable adhesive backing — repositionable and easy to apply

• Compact one-size design (1.4″ × 2.8″) with metal mechanism

• Available in matte or glossy finish

• Produced by one of our international manufacturing partners

Care Instructions

Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth to remove dust or dirt.

Production & Shipping Notice

This phone stand is made to order and produced by one of our international partners. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Slight variations in color or placement may occur.