{"product_id":"yugeology-department-blanket-great-american-university-parody-throw","title":"Yugeology Department Blanket – Great American University Parody Throw","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"314\"\u003e📝 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eWrap yourself in unapologetic academic satire. This soft, cozy blanket features the \u003cstrong data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"423\"\u003eYugeology Department\u003c\/strong\u003e crest from \u003cem data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"462\"\u003eGreat American University\u003c\/em\u003e, printed cleanly against a bold yellow background for maximum visual impact. Equal parts comfort and commentary, it’s designed for couches, beds, dorm rooms, or offices where irony is appreciated and subtlety is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eWith a velveteen front for vibrant detail and a brushed backing for extra softness, this blanket delivers warmth without bulk. Whether you’re lounging, gifting, or making a statement without saying a word, this piece earns tenure in any space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003ePerfect for fans of political parody, tongue-in-cheek academia, or anyone who appreciates comfort with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eVelveteen front with brushed reverse for extra softness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003eHigh-detail, full-color print on one side\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1180\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003eMedium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g\/m²) — warm but not bulky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1300\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1300\"\u003eDurable double-needle topstitching on all seams\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1301\" data-end=\"1362\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1362\"\u003e100% polyester (83\/17 polyester-spandex option available)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003eMeets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1443\"\u003e📏 Available Sizes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1455\"\u003eSmall\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ideal for lap use, office chairs, or travel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1516\"\u003eMedium\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect couch throw or accent blanket\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1559\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1623\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eLarge\u003c\/strong\u003e – Generous coverage for beds or full-body lounging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1656\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1656\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1658\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1698\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eHand washing recommended to extend print quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"1767\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1751\" data-end=\"1767\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1768\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1785\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1786\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1802\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1804\" data-end=\"1822\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1827\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1829\" data-end=\"1858\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003eThis blanket is made to order. Production times may vary slightly, helping reduce waste while ensuring each blanket is created just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2001\" data-end=\"2004\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2006\" data-end=\"2024\"\u003e⚠️ Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2025\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003eThis product is intended as political satire and parody. 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