📝 Product Description

Wrap yourself in unapologetic academic satire. This soft, cozy blanket features the Yugeology Department crest from Great American University, printed cleanly against a bold yellow background for maximum visual impact. Equal parts comfort and commentary, it’s designed for couches, beds, dorm rooms, or offices where irony is appreciated and subtlety is optional.

With a velveteen front for vibrant detail and a brushed backing for extra softness, this blanket delivers warmth without bulk. Whether you’re lounging, gifting, or making a statement without saying a word, this piece earns tenure in any space.

Perfect for fans of political parody, tongue-in-cheek academia, or anyone who appreciates comfort with a wink.

✨ Product Features

• Velveteen front with brushed reverse for extra softness

• High-detail, full-color print on one side

• Medium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) — warm but not bulky

• Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams

• 100% polyester (83/17 polyester-spandex option available)

• Meets safety and chemical compliance standards

📏 Available Sizes

• Small – Ideal for lap use, office chairs, or travel

• Medium – Perfect couch throw or accent blanket

• Large – Generous coverage for beds or full-body lounging

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Hand washing recommended to extend print quality

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean

📦 Production & Shipping

This blanket is made to order. Production times may vary slightly, helping reduce waste while ensuring each blanket is created just for you.

⚠️ Disclaimer

This product is intended as political satire and parody. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any university, institution, or organization.