{"product_id":"world-class-snowflakes-political-parody-gift-wrap","title":"“World-Class Snowflakes” Political Parody Gift Wrap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"585\"\u003eTurn your presents into pure political theater with the \u003cstrong data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"481\"\u003e“World-Class Snowflakes” Political Parody Gift Wrap\u003c\/strong\u003e—a bold, funny, and totally over-the-top design featuring confident winter swagger and blustery bravado.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"892\"\u003eThis wrapping paper showcases an original pattern of stylized snowflakes paired with tongue-in-cheek quotes that hype up the weather like it’s running for office. 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