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Designed to look authoritative while carrying gym gear, weekend essentials, or absolutely nothing important at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"937\" data-start=\"699\"\u003eLightweight yet durable, this bag is built for movement — gym runs, day trips, overnights, or situations requiring plausible deniability. Easy to carry by hand or over the shoulder, it balances function with a quietly loud sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1004\" data-start=\"939\"\u003eOfficial status:\u003cbr data-end=\"958\" data-start=\"955\"\u003eUnclear.\u003cbr data-end=\"969\" data-start=\"966\"\u003eConfidence level:\u003cbr data-end=\"989\" data-start=\"986\"\u003eExtremely high.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1009\" data-start=\"1006\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1035\" data-start=\"1011\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1392\" data-start=\"1036\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1111\" data-start=\"1036\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1111\" data-start=\"1038\"\u003e100% polyester Oxford canvas for durability and lightweight performance\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1150\" data-start=\"1112\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1150\" data-start=\"1114\"\u003eAvailable in small and large sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1215\" data-start=\"1151\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1215\" data-start=\"1153\"\u003eBlack adjustable shoulder strap with padded shoulder support\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1258\" data-start=\"1216\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1258\" data-start=\"1218\"\u003eEasy carry handles for grab-and-go use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1302\" data-start=\"1259\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1302\" data-start=\"1261\"\u003eName tag sewn inside for identification\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1355\" data-start=\"1303\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1355\" data-start=\"1305\"\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1392\" data-start=\"1356\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1392\" data-start=\"1358\"\u003eSize tolerance: ±0.5 in (1.3 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1397\" data-start=\"1394\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1424\" data-start=\"1399\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1514\" data-start=\"1425\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1464\" data-start=\"1425\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1464\" data-start=\"1427\"\u003eSpot clean with mild soap and water\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1476\" data-start=\"1465\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1476\" data-start=\"1467\"\u003eAir dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1514\" data-start=\"1477\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1514\" data-start=\"1479\"\u003eDo not machine wash or tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1519\" data-start=\"1516\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1557\" data-start=\"1521\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1805\" data-start=\"1558\"\u003eThis duffel bag is made to order and assembled in the USA using globally sourced components. 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