{"product_id":"very-legal-very-tasty-executive-charcuterie-board-set","title":"Very Legal. Very Tasty. Executive Charcuterie Board Set","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eThis engraved charcuterie board brings warmth, humor, and unmistakable personality to any gathering. Crafted from smooth acacia wood, it features a removable slate center engraved in soft grey with an official-looking parody seal that sets the tone for relaxed, tongue-in-cheek entertaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eTwo recessed slots keep the included cheese knife and fork neatly stored and ready to serve, while the natural wood grain adds a handcrafted feel that invites conversation. Whether you’re hosting friends, gifting someone with a sharp sense of humor, or upgrading your own snack spread, this board delivers presentation with confidence and a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"984\"\u003ePerfect for casual get-togethers, game nights, small celebrations, or anytime food deserves a little satire alongside the cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"989\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"991\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003e🧀 Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003eSolid acacia wood construction with warm natural grain\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003eRemovable slate surface engraved for soft grey contrast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1203\"\u003eIncludes matching cheese knife and fork stored in recessed slots\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eEngraved parody seal adds a bold but understated focal point\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1269\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1271\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003eDesigned for entertaining, gifting, and conversation-starting spreads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003eHand wash only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1394\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003eDo not soak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003eSlate insert may be wiped clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 12 1\/2 \" x 7 3\/4\"","offer_id":48679840940247,"sku":"15486544135764436948","price":47.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 8 1\/4\" x 12 1\/4\"","offer_id":48679840973015,"sku":"28765146188962186590","price":44.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/very-legal-very-tasty-executive-charcuterie-board-set","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}