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Feeling jaded about Valentine’s Day? Embrace your inner cynic with Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy! Each 3oz bag contains approximately 100 pieces of cheeky, deliciously flavored candy that’s perfect for the love-scorned and the love-weary alike. Whether you’re nursing a broken heart or simply over the Valentine’s hype, these hilarious treats are your sweet, irreverent antidote to the holiday.