{"product_id":"unofficial-seal-weekender-bag-political-parody-carryall","title":"Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"289\"\u003e📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"988\"\u003eThis structured weekender bag turns quiet satire into a carry-on statement. Featuring a bold, fake-official seal graphic with a familiar bombastic silhouette at its center, the design leans into authority aesthetics without saying a single word. Clean, monochrome, and deliberately over-serious, it reads like something stamped, approved, and waved through—whether or not it should have been. The spacious T-bottom interior makes room for weekend essentials, overnight plans, or whatever you’re packing for the next departure, while cream rope handles and gold-tone grommets give it an unexpectedly polished finish. It’s political parody done in deadpan form: confident, wordless, and unmistakable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"993\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"995\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003e⭐ PRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1081\"\u003eDurable 100% spun polyester exterior that resists wrinkles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eComfortable 27\" cream cotton rope handles with gold-color grommets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eSpacious one-size design (24\" × 13\") with T-bottom for structured packing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003eCream 50\/50 cotton-poly interior lining for a soft, visible interior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1304\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003eSize tolerance ±0.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1413\" data-end=\"1632\"\u003eBefore cleaning, remove all items from the bag. Pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and gently clean using a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush. Allow the bag to air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e24\" × 13\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e11.42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 13\"","offer_id":48679851458775,"sku":"25801501925446460281","price":43.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/unofficial-seal-weekender-bag-political-parody-carryall","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}