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It’s equal parts decor, conversation starter, and satire—perfect for gifting, hosting, or quietly lighting while the group chat implodes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003eLight responsibly. 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