{"product_id":"truthish-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"289\" data-end=\"317\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"315\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"318\" data-end=\"615\"\u003eSome statements aren’t technically true—but they \u003cem data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"373\"\u003efeel\u003c\/em\u003e right enough to pass. \u003cstrong data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"408\"\u003eTruthish\u003c\/strong\u003e is a minimalist, dictionary-style nod to a familiar rhetorical zone where emotional certainty outruns factual precision. It’s not about accuracy so much as conviction—and that, apparently, counts for a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003eWith its clean typography and subtle golden flourish, this sweatshirt delivers satire without spectacle. It’s the kind of commentary that lands softly, then lingers. 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Comfortable, durable, and confidently ambiguous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003eMedium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003eClassic crewneck with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1197\" data-end=\"1269\"\u003eTubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing construction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1350\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1350\"\u003ePrint and embroidery-style decoration (DTG\/DTF) for textured, lasting detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1351\" data-end=\"1411\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1411\"\u003eOEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003eMeets safety and compliance standards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eAvailable in select colors, including classic white\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1514\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1619\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1651\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1651\"\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1654\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1674\" data-end=\"1677\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1714\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003eThis sweatshirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. 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