{"product_id":"total-success-baby-bodysuit-political-parody-edition","title":"Total Success Baby Bodysuit – Political Parody Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"290\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e🍼 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"639\" data-start=\"291\"\u003eSoft, snuggly, and proudly tiny, this baby bodysuit pairs everyday comfort with a tongue-in-cheek political parody emblem centered at the chest. Designed to look official while meaning just enough to be funny, the seal-style graphic delivers quiet satire without saying too much — a perfect fit for little humans already surrounded by big opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"988\" data-start=\"641\"\u003eMade from breathable 100% cotton, this short-sleeve bodysuit features an expandable lap-shoulder neckline and a higher-positioned snap closure to make outfit changes and diaper duty faster and calmer. Ribbed leg openings and rib cotton construction help the bodysuit keep its shape through washes, while printed labels ensure irritation-free wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1184\" data-start=\"990\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"1003\"\u003ewhite, pink, blue, and gray\u003c\/strong\u003e, it works equally well for cozy days at home, family visits, or layered under a sweater on cooler evenings. 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