{"product_id":"total-success-baby-beanie-political-parody-edition","title":"Total Success Baby Beanie – Political Parody Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"260\"\u003e👶 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"616\"\u003eSoft, stretchy, and officially unofficial, this baby beanie adds a playful dose of political parody to everyday newborn wear. Featuring a presidential-inspired crest printed on both sides, the design frames a tiny leader silhouette with stars and laurel leaves, topped off with the boldly confident phrase: \u003cstrong data-start=\"568\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e“TOTAL SUCCESS. TREMENDOUS! PERFECTLY DONE.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"975\"\u003eLightweight and breathable, this cap is made to stay comfortably in place through wiggles, naps, and photo ops. The smooth interlock rib knit offers gentle stretch without pressure, keeping little heads cozy while still feeling soft against delicate skin. Printed on both sides for a reversible look, it’s equal parts warm, whimsical, and quietly hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003ePerfect for casual days at home, baby announcements, or gifting to families who appreciate a little satire with their snuggles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1109\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1135\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003e100% polyester for durability and quick drying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eInterlock rib knit for a smooth feel and gentle stretch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eMedium-weight fabric (6.0 oz\/yd²) that’s breathable yet cozy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003eSame design printed on both sides for reversible wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1449\"\u003eOne size fits newborns; pre-constructed seams may affect full-bleed coverage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1482\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1521\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003eDo not tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1564\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":48679840612567,"sku":"18941558515023586537","price":22.16,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/total-success-baby-beanie-political-parody-edition","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}