Dial up the dog-days humor with our Toaster Scale Tee, A clever take on toaster controls where each notch represents a shade of golden retriever warmth. The hand-illustrated lineup and faux slider graphic capture that universal golden-owner debate: how toasted is your pup?

Printed large on a soft cotton-blend tee with colorfast inks, this shirt keeps its look wash after wash. Wear it to the dog park, casual Fridays, or as a weekend statement piece, it’s the perfect everyday tee for anyone who measures life in warm, fuzzy increments.

• 🐶 A charming toast-scale made of golden retrievers
• 👕 Comfortable cotton-blend for all-day wear
  
• 📏 Sizes S–2XL
• 🎁 Great gift for golden owners