{"product_id":"this-meeting-could-ve-been-a-nap-unisex-tee","title":"This Meeting Could’ve Been a Nap Unisex Tee","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-8\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:c32c35ff-04fa-43fa-8ed9-6253476a6a80-39\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3-instant\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"6fa70758-ba78-4ede-a785-b949c185319c\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"405\" data-start=\"126\"\u003eFeaturing a minimalist continuous line drawing of a human and cat fully committed to doing absolutely nothing, paired with the painfully accurate phrase \u003cem data-end=\"316\" data-start=\"279\"\u003e“This Meeting Could’ve Been a Nap,”\u003c\/em\u003e this tee doesn’t raise its voice. It just tells the truth and lets the room sit with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"491\" data-start=\"407\"\u003eIt’s the uniform of quiet rebellion.\u003cbr data-end=\"446\" data-start=\"443\"\u003eThe soft protest.\u003cbr data-end=\"466\" data-start=\"463\"\u003eThe polite disengagement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"643\" data-start=\"493\"\u003eYou show up. You log in. You nod at the right times. But spiritually? You and this cat are already horizontal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"645\"\u003eThe design stays clean, modern, and just abstract enough to feel like art… until someone reads it and suddenly gets very self-aware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"959\" data-start=\"779\"\u003eSoft, breathable, and built for all-day wear, whether you’re powering through your schedule or mentally redecorating your dream nap space during your third “quick sync” of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1019\" data-start=\"961\"\u003eNot loud. Not dramatic.\u003cbr data-end=\"987\" data-start=\"984\"\u003eJust deeply, undeniably correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1024\" data-start=\"1021\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1467\" data-start=\"1026\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1046\" data-start=\"1026\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1049\" data-start=\"1046\"\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr data-end=\"1114\" data-start=\"1111\"\u003e• Lightweight fabric with a smooth, easy drape\u003cbr data-end=\"1163\" data-start=\"1160\"\u003e• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit\u003cbr data-end=\"1228\" data-start=\"1225\"\u003e• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for added durability\u003cbr data-end=\"1286\" data-start=\"1283\"\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort\u003cbr data-end=\"1338\" data-start=\"1335\"\u003e• Oeko-Tex certified fabric for quality and safety\u003cbr data-end=\"1391\" data-start=\"1388\"\u003e• 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