Some policies are suggestions.
This one is law.

“The Nap Directive” lays it out clearly:
Under no circumstances shall anyone interrupt scheduled ████████.
Addendum: This includes texts, calls, and enthusiasm.

Printed in a clean, document-style layout with redacted lines for dramatic effect, this unisex tee is for serious nappers, boundary setters, introverts, overworked humans, and anyone who understands that rest is not optional. It is constitutional.

Soft, relaxed, and easy to wear, this shirt makes a quiet statement while you are very intentionally not responding.

Perfect for work-from-home warriors, parents, college students, and anyone reclaiming their nap era.

Shirt Details

• Unisex fit

• Soft, breathable cotton blend

• Classic crew neck

• Relaxed everyday silhouette

• Durable print with crisp text and blackout-style bars

Fit & Feel

• True to size

• Comfortable for lounging, errands, or officially ignoring notifications

• Pairs well with sweatpants, coffee, and Do Not Disturb mode

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron directly on design