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Easy to wear, easy to layer, and subtle enough to pass until it doesn’t — perfect for people who prefer their commentary dry, visual, and unbothered by explanations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"956\"\u003eNo captions. No declarations. Just symbolism doing the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"961\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"986\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"989\" data-end=\"1049\"\u003e100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — soft, breathable, and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1050\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003eGarment-dyed after construction for rich color and a worn-in texture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric with a relaxed, comfortable drape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, classic silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1374\"\u003eAvailable in sizes S–4XL (availability may vary by partner)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003eSewn-in label; responsibly made\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1415\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003e🧺 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1503\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003eIron, steam, or dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1558\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1578\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1619\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1899\"\u003eThis t-shirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. 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