{"product_id":"sexy-cat-lady-tote-bag","title":"Sexy Cat Lady Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"28\" data-end=\"67\"\u003eConfident. Polished. Not up for debate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"69\" data-end=\"265\"\u003eThis one reclaims the title and upgrades it. Clean black and gold geometry sets the tone, while the “Sexy Cat Lady” design lands exactly where it should, bold, self-aware, and entirely unbothered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"331\"\u003eBecause cat lady was never the insult.\u003cbr data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"308\"\u003eIt was always the flex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"494\"\u003eStructured, spacious, and easy to carry, this tote handles everything from daily errands to “I need to bring half my life with me” days… without losing its edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eSharp look. Strong energy. No explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"557\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"976\"\u003e• 100% polyester construction for durability and structure\u003cbr data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"620\"\u003e• Spacious 15″ × 15″ size for everyday essentials and more\u003cbr data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"681\"\u003e• Capacity: 2.6 US gallons (10 L)\u003cbr data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"717\"\u003e• Maximum weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)\u003cbr data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"758\"\u003e• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim\u003cbr data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"816\"\u003e• Handle length: 11.8″ (30 cm), width: 1″ (2.5 cm)\u003cbr data-start=\"866\" data-end=\"869\"\u003e• High-contrast black and gold design with bold typography\u003cbr data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"930\"\u003e• Lightweight feel with strong carry support\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"981\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"991\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003e• Spot clean or gently hand wash as needed\u003cbr data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003e• Air dry for best results\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping (made to order, not mass produced)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003eEach tote is made especially for you after purchase. Please allow a little extra time for production and delivery. Less waste. More intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1283\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1285\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1285\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003eNotes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1296\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003e• Handle appearance may vary slightly depending on fulfillment location\u003cbr data-start=\"1367\" data-end=\"1370\"\u003e• Blank product components sourced from Israel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1453\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBold label. Better attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48679469121751,"sku":"5847210_4533","price":57.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/sexy-cat-lady-tote-bag","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}