{"product_id":"say-perhaps-to-drugs-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Say Perhaps To Drugs - Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eMushrooms, daisies, and a cheeky motto—comfort meets chaos in this buttery-soft fleece. Perfect for cool nights and warm laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel: Mid-weight fleece, ribbed cuffs\/hem, relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: XS–3XL (not all colors stocked in all sizes).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrint \u0026amp; Care: High-quality print; wash cold, dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping: Printed to order; ships in 3–7 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Barely Functioning Co.","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":48637962059991,"sku":"45244902118833247494","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48637962092759,"sku":"13222031399556039019","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48637962125527,"sku":"24600830120490283940","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":48637962158295,"sku":"26720180975737897616","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48637962191063,"sku":"24816978426939184663","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Purple","offer_id":48637962223831,"sku":"11806169372259643774","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":48637962256599,"sku":"27743682653095965614","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48637962289367,"sku":"77276777299909772092","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48637962322135,"sku":"11273305593460380630","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":48637962354903,"sku":"39814358761453732412","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":48637962387671,"sku":"25125053666835672153","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48637962420439,"sku":"15729590466112408423","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48637962453207,"sku":"10667194207996828684","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":48637962485975,"sku":"24029425255884130430","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48637962518743,"sku":"22865933203712752533","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Purple","offer_id":48637962551511,"sku":"12185129250959664982","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":48637962584279,"sku":"18410562099632329699","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48637962617047,"sku":"18330543212845069815","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48637962649815,"sku":"16927188175948113522","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":48637962682583,"sku":"20062621227610256388","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":48637962715351,"sku":"28126235684933998697","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48637962748119,"sku":"78253006219489052845","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48637962780887,"sku":"27572784226209320369","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":48637962813655,"sku":"18329093002926590033","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48637962846423,"sku":"22274682280975794499","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Purple","offer_id":48637962879191,"sku":"17356182211313339700","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":48637962911959,"sku":"74518513181357639900","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48637962944727,"sku":"20018469303573969547","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48637962977495,"sku":"25768874505809536804","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":48637963010263,"sku":"17582340686269018269","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":48637963043031,"sku":"21306161404507180972","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48637963075799,"sku":"29536323080337290092","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48637963108567,"sku":"29668889228014463305","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":48637963141335,"sku":"81811227045730620975","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48637963174103,"sku":"90665279999900242372","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Purple","offer_id":48637963206871,"sku":"20343752929603927597","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48637963239639,"sku":"22160563403134769605","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48637963272407,"sku":"12268117443322786864","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48637963305175,"sku":"30144933668795836876","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48637963337943,"sku":"47888088028442362222","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":48637963370711,"sku":"32415631462062469132","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48637963403479,"sku":"25724024019948296778","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48637963436247,"sku":"17009642929604742254","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":48637963469015,"sku":"16808114342377109158","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48637963501783,"sku":"10579326875005224590","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Purple","offer_id":48637963534551,"sku":"18370594828445258348","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48637963567319,"sku":"22117121527098784523","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48637963600087,"sku":"28466955323489513744","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48637963632855,"sku":"60963514182422322490","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48637963665623,"sku":"25320776719291192032","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":48637963698391,"sku":"27429811785648846354","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":48637963731159,"sku":"10826170325513452228","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48637963763927,"sku":"11756930198142682007","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":48637963796695,"sku":"44699160421405555097","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48637963829463,"sku":"65041694506893791201","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Purple","offer_id":48637963862231,"sku":"25950569735043393806","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48637963894999,"sku":"21717295316907963898","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":48637963927767,"sku":"98991884706188008244","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48637963960535,"sku":"27346158889947782952","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48637963993303,"sku":"81097702848304943951","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/say-perhaps-to-drugs-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}