{"product_id":"right-and-loud-everyone-agrees-now-pinback-button","title":"Right. And Loud. Everyone Agrees Now. Pinback Button","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"83\"\u003eSay it without saying it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"296\"\u003eThis one delivers the line perfectly straight… which is what makes it land. A classic seal-style design paired with a phrase that feels official at first glance, and questionable the second you actually read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"339\"\u003eConfident. Absolute. Slightly suspicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"495\"\u003eIt’s satire dressed like authority, which means it travels well. 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