{"product_id":"prepared-by-a-human-dismissed-by-a-cat-charcuterie-board","title":"Prepared by a Human, Dismissed by a Cat – Charcuterie Board","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"529\" data-start=\"447\"\u003eThis charcuterie board was prepared by a human and immediately dismissed by a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"802\" data-start=\"531\"\u003eFeaturing a natural wood board with a removable slate serving surface, this piece balances function, dry humor, and quiet judgment. The circular engraving wraps around subtle paw prints, making it clear that while the food may be for people, approval is never guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"971\" data-start=\"804\"\u003eDesigned for entertaining, gifting, or leaving out as a passive-aggressive statement piece, this board works equally well for cheese, snacks, or lowering expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1079\" data-start=\"973\"\u003eIncludes built-in cheese tools on select styles and a slate insert that’s easy to clean and easy to blame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1110\" data-start=\"1081\"\u003eBecause some effort was made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1115\" data-start=\"1112\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1141\" data-start=\"1117\"\u003e🧀 PRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1420\" data-start=\"1142\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1176\" data-start=\"1142\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1176\" data-start=\"1144\"\u003eNatural wood charcuterie board\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1233\" data-start=\"1177\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1233\" data-start=\"1179\"\u003eRemovable slate serving surface with engraved design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1266\" data-start=\"1234\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1266\" data-start=\"1236\"\u003eDry, snarky cat-themed humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1317\" data-start=\"1267\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1317\" data-start=\"1269\"\u003eBuilt-in cheese knife and fork (on oval style)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1373\" data-start=\"1318\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1373\" data-start=\"1320\"\u003eSuitable for entertaining, gifts, or decorative use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1420\" data-start=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1420\" data-start=\"1376\"\u003eEach board has unique wood grain variation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1425\" data-start=\"1422\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1452\" data-start=\"1427\"\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1596\" data-start=\"1453\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1484\" data-start=\"1453\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1484\" data-start=\"1455\"\u003eHand wash wood surface only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1523\" data-start=\"1485\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1523\" data-start=\"1487\"\u003eWipe slate clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1562\" data-start=\"1524\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1562\" data-start=\"1526\"\u003eDo not soak or place in dishwasher\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1596\" data-start=\"1563\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1596\" data-start=\"1565\"\u003eDry thoroughly after cleaning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 12 1\/2 \" x 7 3\/4\"","offer_id":48679924826327,"sku":"21495036537892259274","price":47.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 8 1\/4\" x 12 1\/4\"","offer_id":48679924859095,"sku":"52306287551186521863","price":44.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/prepared-by-a-human-dismissed-by-a-cat-charcuterie-board","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}