{"product_id":"pet-ownership-implies-control-cat-humor-t-shirt","title":"Pet Ownership Implies Control | Cat Humor T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"240\"\u003e🐾 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"286\"\u003eA statement has been made.\u003cbr data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"270\"\u003eIt is incorrect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eThis t-shirt captures a universal truth known by anyone who lives with a cat: \u003cstrong data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"389\"\u003eownership is a myth\u003c\/strong\u003e. Featuring soft, expressive artwork and a quietly defiant message, this design blends gentle humor with lived experience. Cats decide. Humans adapt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"844\"\u003ePrinted on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with a relaxed drape, this shirt feels broken-in from day one. The muted color palette and hand-drawn illustration keep it thoughtful rather than loud — perfect for everyday wear, cat people gatherings, or silently winning arguments you no longer bother having.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"896\"\u003eComfortable. Honest. Cat-approved (conditionally).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"901\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"926\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"989\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"989\"\u003e100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — soft, breathable, and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003eGarment-dyed after construction for rich color and worn-in texture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric with a relaxed, comfortable drape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eTubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1316\"\u003eAvailable in sizes S–4XL (availability may vary by partner)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003eSewn-in label; responsibly made\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003e🧺 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1461\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1461\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1462\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1464\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003eIron, steam, or dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1498\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1523\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1841\"\u003eThis t-shirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. 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