{"product_id":"pawcuterie-engraved-charcuterie-board-sliced-with-cattitude-slate-acacia-serving-set","title":"Pawcuterie Engraved Charcuterie Board – “Sliced with Cattitude” Slate \u0026 Acacia Serving Set","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"344\"\u003eElevate your hosting game with the \u003cstrong data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"299\"\u003ePawcuterie Charcuterie Board\u003c\/strong\u003e, where gourmet spreads meet engraved satire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"656\"\u003eCrafted from solid acacia wood with rich, natural grain variation, this serving board features a removable slate insert engraved with the official-looking Pawcuterie seal and the motto: \u003cstrong data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"560\"\u003e“Sliced with Cattitude.”\u003c\/strong\u003e The soft grey contrast of the slate creates a refined focal point that’s bold without shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eDesigned for entertaining and gifting, the board includes a matching cheese knife and fork, neatly stored in recessed slots for a clean, functional presentation. It’s equal parts serving piece and conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"998\"\u003eWhether you’re arranging cheeses, meats, fruits, or desserts, this board makes every spread feel… officially sanctioned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003e• Solid acacia wood construction with warm, natural grain\u003cbr data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e• Removable engraved slate insert for elegant grey contrast\u003cbr data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1145\"\u003e• Includes matching cheese knife and fork\u003cbr data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e• Recessed storage slots for utensils\u003cbr data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003e• Engraved parody seal design\u003cbr data-start=\"1258\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003e• Perfect for entertaining, housewarming gifts, or elevated hosting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1362\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1477\"\u003e• Hand wash only\u003cbr data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1382\"\u003e• Do not soak\u003cbr data-start=\"1395\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003e• Wipe slate insert clean with a damp cloth\u003cbr data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1444\"\u003e• Dry thoroughly before storing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1760\"\u003eThis charcuterie board is made to order and produced by one of our trusted manufacturing partners. Each piece is crafted individually, so natural variations in wood grain and engraving depth are part of its unique, handcrafted character.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1857\"\u003eMade-to-order production reduces waste and ensures every board is created specifically for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1862\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"1881\"\u003e⚖ Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1882\" data-end=\"2061\"\u003eThis product is intended as political satire and parody. All humor is expressive commentary and not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, or organization.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 12 1\/2 \" x 7 3\/4\"","offer_id":48679989903575,"sku":"22139391856211003824","price":47.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 8 1\/4\" x 12 1\/4\"","offer_id":48679989936343,"sku":"29588526469401162425","price":44.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/pawcuterie-engraved-charcuterie-board-sliced-with-cattitude-slate-acacia-serving-set","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}