{"product_id":"orange-is-not-my-color-sandals-funny-men-s-slide-sandals","title":"Orange Is Not My Color Sandals | Funny Men’s Slide Sandals","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"165\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"105\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"108\"\u003eOrange is not my color.\u003cbr data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eStill wearing it… aggressively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"167\" data-end=\"407\"\u003eThese sandals are built for maximum comfort and minimum explanation. Bold, slightly contradictory, and fully committed to the vibe, they’re perfect for beach days, lazy weekends, or walking around like you have zero interest in blending in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eComfort? Handled.\u003cbr data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"429\"\u003eStyle? Loud.\u003cbr data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"444\"\u003eEnergy? 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