Orange is not my color.
Still throwing it anyway.

This flying disc delivers peak contradiction energy. Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore, it’s perfect for people who claim one thing and then absolutely participate anyway.

Whether you’re at the park, the beach, or aggressively tossing it at someone who “wasn’t ready,” this disc shows up with attitude and airtime.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Lightweight, durable plastic built for real throws
• Flies smooth, even when your aim does not
• Floats on water because losing it would be embarrassing
• Bold design that’s visible from across the field
• Comes in multiple colors (yes… including orange)

Play, But Make It Ironic
Perfect for casual games, competitive chaos, or just proving a point mid-throw. It’s fun, functional, and slightly contradictory… just like you.

Product Features:

• 100% plastic construction
• Diameter: 10.88" (27.6 cm)
• Weather-resistant performance
• Floats on water
• Available in 5 colors

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean as needed

Production & Shipping Notice (POD):
This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Responsible. Efficient. Still not your color.