Join the crew. No application required. Credentials… questionable.

This one looks official at a glance, which is exactly why it works. A parody emblem styled like it belongs on a government badge or secret society lapel, polished just enough to pass inspection until someone actually reads it.

That’s where the fun starts.

Glossy, bold, and just self-aware enough, it delivers humor without overexplaining. The kind of piece that gets a second look, then a smirk.

Pin it to your jacket, tote, backpack, or display board and let it quietly signal that you’re in on the joke… whatever the joke happens to be.

Small format. Big attitude. Fully… affiliated.

Features

• 3" round pinback button for bold, visible impact
• Glossy full-color print with protective mylar finish
• Scratch- and UV-resistant surface for long-lasting clarity
• Durable steel safety-pin backing for secure, everyday use
• Lightweight but built to hold its own
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components

Care

• Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth
• Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture

Production & Shipping (processed, stamped, eventually delivered)
Each button is made to order. Give it up to about two weeks for production and shipping. Worth it for the reaction.

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