{"product_id":"not-the-vibe-america-political-parody-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Not the Vibe, America – Political Parody Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"289\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"266\" data-end=\"289\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"338\"\u003eA whole mood, stitched in cotton and commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eThis crewneck sweatshirt pairs a bold eagle-and-flag graphic with the understated line \u003cstrong data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"454\"\u003e“Not the Vibe, America”\u003c\/strong\u003e—a dry, visual eye-roll for moments when the timeline feels heavier than usual. 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