{"product_id":"mildly-feral-phone-grip-functioning-technically-edition","title":"Mildly Feral Phone Grip — Functioning, Technically Edition","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"158\"\u003eSomewhere between “I’ve got it together” and “don’t make eye contact”… lives \u003cem data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"158\"\u003emildly feral.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"404\"\u003eThis grip doesn’t pretend to be polished. It shows up in a black paw-print pattern with a teal, hand-lettered \u003cem data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"286\"\u003e“Mildly Feral”\u003c\/em\u003e and a subtle line-drawn cat like a quiet warning label. Not aggressive. Not chaotic. Just… \u003cem data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"404\"\u003econditionally civilized.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"517\"\u003eYou function. You respond. You participate.\u003cbr data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"452\"\u003eBut there are limits. And this grip knows exactly where they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"825\"\u003eIt folds flat when you’re behaving normally, then pops out the second life requires one-handed survival mode. Texting, scrolling, holding your phone while your patience hangs by a thread… it’s got you. 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