{"product_id":"mildly-feral-dad-hat-socially-acceptable-chaos-edition","title":"Mildly Feral Dad Hat — Socially Acceptable Chaos Edition","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eA little wild.\u003cbr data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"81\"\u003eMostly under control… depending on the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"319\"\u003eThis hat doesn’t overexplain. It just shows up with a clean embroidered \u003cem data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"214\"\u003e“Mildly Feral”\u003c\/em\u003e and a minimalist cat outline like a quiet warning label. Not alarming. Not chaotic. Just… \u003cem data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"319\"\u003esituational.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"321\" data-end=\"401\"\u003eYou’re fine.\u003cbr data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"336\"\u003eYou function.\u003cbr data-start=\"349\" data-end=\"352\"\u003eBut there are limits… and this hat respects them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eThe soft, unstructured cotton crown gives it that already-broken-in comfort from day one, while the subtle teal accent adds just enough pop to keep things interesting without trying too hard. It’s easy, wearable, and just self-aware enough to feel like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eThrow it on for errands, walks, or those \u003cem data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"714\"\u003enot today\u003c\/em\u003e hair situations. It handles all of it without asking questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"858\"\u003eBecause sometimes you’re polished.\u003cbr data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eSometimes you’re not.\u003cbr data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eThis covers both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"863\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"885\" data-end=\"888\"\u003e• 100% cotton twill for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e• Unstructured, low-profile crown for relaxed everyday wear\u003cbr data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1000\"\u003e• Embroidered “Mildly Feral” design for a clean, long-lasting finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e• Reinforced stitching with cotton ribbon on interior seams\u003cbr data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003e• Adjustable Velcro® closure for a secure, customizable fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1266\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003e• One size fits most\u003cbr data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1235\"\u003e• Circumference: 22.83 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1295\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1298\"\u003e• Minimalist design with just enough attitude\u003cbr data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e• Comfortable, broken-in feel from the start\u003cbr data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003e• Easy to style with anything casual\u003cbr data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003e• Durable enough for everyday wear\u003cbr data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1469\"\u003e• A subtle signal to others… proceed accordingly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003e• Spot clean with warm water and mild dish soap\u003cbr data-start=\"1597\" data-end=\"1600\"\u003e• Use a soft-bristled brush for tougher areas\u003cbr data-start=\"1645\" data-end=\"1648\"\u003e• Avoid soaking the entire hat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1864\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping (POD Notice)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1725\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003eThis item is made to order through our print-on-demand partners. 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