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Absolute, high-speed, midnight nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"540\"\u003eThis tee captures that legendary feline tradition with a cool cat behind the wheel of a sleek sports car under the bold phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"309\"\u003e“MIDNIGHT zoomies.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Because for reasons known only to cats and whatever cosmic committee supervises them, 2:17 a.m. is clearly the best time to run laps through the living room. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"840\"\u003eThe clean line-art style keeps things simple and sharp while delivering a very relatable truth for anyone who lives with a cat-shaped chaos engine. It’s the perfect shirt for proud cat parents, night owls, and anyone who has ever been startled awake by tiny paws hitting top speed down the hallway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"986\"\u003ePrinted on a soft, comfortable unisex tee, it’s great for everyday wear, lounging at home, or recovering from the latest overnight racing event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eBecause cats don’t wait for morning.\u003cbr data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1027\"\u003eThey floor it at midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003e• Unisex fit designed for everyday comfort\u003cbr data-start=\"1117\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003e• Soft cotton blend with breathable fabric\u003cbr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003e• Lightweight feel for casual wear\u003cbr data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e• Durable stitching for long-lasting wear\u003cbr data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e• Classic crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside out\u003cbr data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1328\"\u003e• Tumble dry low or hang to dry\u003cbr data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1362\"\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e• Do not iron directly over design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1615\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Notice:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003eThis product is made to order through our print-on-demand partner. 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