{"product_id":"if-the-cat-doesn-t-know-you-neither-do-we-welcome-mat","title":"If the Cat Doesn’t Know You, Neither Do We – Welcome Mat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"384\"\u003eSome homes have doorbells. Others have standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"450\"\u003e“If the Cat Doesn’t Know You, Neither Do We” Welcome Mat\u003c\/strong\u003e sets expectations right at the threshold — with quiet humor and unmistakable cat authority. Designed for cat lovers who know the truth (cats run the household), this mat delivers a dry, witty message without shouting for attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"888\"\u003ePerfectly at home on a porch, entryway, or covered outdoor space, this mat blends durable construction with minimalist design, making it equal parts functional and expressive. 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