{"product_id":"iconic-silhouette-pencil-skirt-political-parody-edition","title":"Iconic Silhouette Pencil Skirt — Political Parody Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"221\" data-end=\"249\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"247\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eTailored attitude, zero subtlety.\u003cbr data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"286\"\u003eThis pencil skirt turns a classic silhouette into a walking editorial, featuring a repeating minimalist profile pattern paired with the word \u003cem data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"435\"\u003eIconic\u003c\/em\u003e — because sometimes commentary doesn’t need a caption.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eDesigned to hug comfortably without restricting movement, this skirt balances sharp satire with wearable ease. The bold red base delivers instant impact, while the all-over line art keeps the humor dry, graphic, and unmistakable. 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