{"product_id":"ice-independent-cat-entity-ceramic-cat-bowl-political-parody","title":"ICE – Independent Cat Entity Ceramic Cat Bowl | Political Parody","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"292\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"290\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"293\" data-end=\"334\"\u003eServe meals with a calm, confident touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"658\"\u003eThis ceramic cat bowl blends dry political parody with everyday function, featuring a clean emblem design that quietly declares feline independence. The low, wide profile makes it easy for cats to eat comfortably without crowding their whiskers, while the sturdy ceramic construction keeps the bowl steady during mealtime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eThe subtle wraparound pattern adds visual interest without overwhelming your space, making this bowl feel intentional rather than novelty. It fits naturally into kitchens, feeding corners, and lived-in homes where cats run things—politely or otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eBecause some entities answer to no one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"955\" data-end=\"958\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"985\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"983\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eWhite glazed ceramic with vivid, long-lasting print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e16 oz capacity designed for cats\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003eLow, wide profile (6″ diameter × 2.25″ height) for comfortable eating\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003eDesign wraps around half the bowl for a clean, understated look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1221\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003eSmooth, stable base that stays put during meals\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1274\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003eMicrowave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1394\"\u003eOr wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1396\" data-end=\"1399\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1429\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Use Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1592\"\u003eThis bowl is designed for cats and everyday feeding use. The durable ceramic finish helps preserve color and clarity through regular washing and daily routines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1618\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1619\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003eThis product is intended as political parody and satire. All humor is expressive commentary and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, organization, or government agency.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"16oz","offer_id":48679893467351,"sku":"32147795466319523035","price":44.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/ice-independent-cat-entity-ceramic-cat-bowl-political-parody","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}