{"product_id":"i-c-e-parody-compact-mirror-inspection-of-cosmetic-excellence","title":"I.C.E. Parody Compact Mirror | Inspection of Cosmetic Excellence","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"309\" data-start=\"281\"\u003e🗳️ Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"360\" data-start=\"310\"\u003eYou’ve been inspected.\u003cbr data-end=\"335\" data-start=\"332\"\u003eResults are… presentable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"626\" data-start=\"362\"\u003eThis compact mirror features a bold parody seal reading \u003cstrong data-end=\"466\" data-start=\"418\"\u003e“I.C.E. – Inspection of Cosmetic Excellence”\u003c\/strong\u003e, styled like an official agency emblem with patriotic flair and entirely fictional authority. Serious design. Questionable jurisdiction. Zero actual oversight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"937\" data-start=\"628\"\u003eThe slim metal case fits neatly into purses, pockets, or cosmetic bags, making it perfect for quick checks, strategic touch-ups, or confirming compliance with absolutely no real standards whatsoever. Inside, dual mirrors offer both standard and magnified views, because excellence should be verified up close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1006\" data-start=\"939\"\u003eCertified presentable.\u003cbr data-end=\"964\" data-start=\"961\"\u003eEnforcement optional.\u003cbr data-end=\"988\" data-start=\"985\"\u003eSatire guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1011\" data-start=\"1008\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"1013\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1286\" data-start=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1097\" data-start=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1097\" data-start=\"1039\"\u003eGlossy metallic insert with custom printed parody design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1144\" data-start=\"1098\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1144\" data-start=\"1100\"\u003eSlim metal case with smooth, rounded edges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1177\" data-start=\"1145\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1177\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003eSecure snap friction closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1232\" data-start=\"1178\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1232\" data-start=\"1180\"\u003eInterior dual glass mirrors (standard + magnified)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1286\" data-start=\"1233\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1286\" data-start=\"1235\"\u003eDurable metal construction with a polished finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1291\" data-start=\"1288\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1318\" data-start=\"1293\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1381\" data-start=\"1319\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1381\" data-start=\"1319\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1381\" data-start=\"1321\"\u003eWipe gently with a clean, dry cloth to remove dust or dirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDepth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48679881965783,"sku":"20172767438710026680","price":25.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/i-c-e-parody-compact-mirror-inspection-of-cosmetic-excellence","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}