{"product_id":"i-c-e-institute-of-cozy-excellence-throw-pillow-political-parody-decor","title":"I.C.E. Institute of Cozy Excellence Throw Pillow | Political Parody Decor","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"295\"\u003e🗳️ Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eComfort has been inspected.\u003cbr data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"326\"\u003eCompliance is mandatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eThis throw pillow features the \u003cstrong data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"424\"\u003eI.C.E. – Institute of Cozy Excellence\u003c\/strong\u003e parody crest, set against a distressed flag backdrop and stamped with the official-sounding directive: \u003cem data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"547\"\u003eMandatory Comfort\u003c\/em\u003e. Designed to look authoritative while enforcing absolutely nothing, it’s the perfect accent for couches, chairs, beds, or anywhere serious comfort business is conducted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"979\"\u003eThe spun polyester cover holds its shape, resists wrinkles, and showcases crisp, edge-to-edge printing on both sides. Inside, an oversized recycled polyester insert adds extra loft for maximum lounging approval. It’s bold, cozy, and unapologetically satirical.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"981\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eCertified for comfort.\u003cbr data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003eEnforcement limited to naps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1064\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1461\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1067\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003e100% spun polyester cover that resists wrinkles and maintains shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1139\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003eDouble-sided, edge-to-edge print with vintage crest and flag backdrop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1213\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003eConcealed beige zipper with metal pull for a clean, finished look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003eRecycled 100% polyester insert, vacuum-packed and oversized for extra loft\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1461\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1461\"\u003eInsert ships separately to minimize creasing; 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