{"product_id":"i-c-e-badge-t-shirt-institute-of-cozy-excellence-parody-tee","title":"I.C.E. Badge T-Shirt | Institute of Cozy Excellence Parody Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"327\"\u003e🗳️ Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eOfficial-looking. Entirely fictional.\u003cbr data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"368\"\u003eAuthority implied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eThis t-shirt features a small \u003cstrong data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"459\"\u003eI.C.E. (Institute of Cozy Excellence)\u003c\/strong\u003e badge-style logo on the chest, designed to resemble an official insignia while enforcing absolutely nothing. It’s subtle, clean, and confident — the kind of design that rewards a second look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"875\"\u003ePrinted on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee, this shirt has a relaxed drape and a broken-in feel from the first wear. 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