“Have a nice day… somewhere else.”

Polite. Direct. Deeply relatable.

This candle captures that exact energy your cat gives you for free, daily. One look, one vibe, one very clear boundary. Light it up and let the room know you’re peaceful… but not available.

Because calm doesn’t mean accessible.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, steady burn
• Long 70–80 hour burn time because your mood is consistent
• Cotton wick for a smooth, even flame
• Bold black-and-white design that says it without saying more
• The perfect mix of humor, attitude, and “please don’t”

Light It and Set the Tone
Perfect for quiet nights, work-from-home days, or anytime you want to look relaxed while mentally declining interaction.

Your candle speaks. You don’t have to.

Product Features:

• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• 13.75oz jar
• 70–80 hour burn time
• Permanent adhesive label
• Assembled in the USA

Size:

• Height: 5.00"
• Diameter: 3.00"

Care Instructions:

• Burn within sight
• Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials
• Trim wick to 1/4" before each burn
• Burn 3–4 hours at a time for best results
• Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining

Production & Shipping Notice (POD):
This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Efficient. Intentional. Socially selective.