{"product_id":"hair-force-one-crew-member-statement-earrings","title":"Hair Force One Crew Member Statement Earrings","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-69c50400-4b34-8327-b768-045395285f98-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-132\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"c9a56a09-4e2f-4f33-a71c-08bf77d74d91\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3-instant\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"51\" data-end=\"119\"\u003eOfficial enough to raise questions. Funny enough not to answer them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"334\"\u003eThese lean all the way in. A badge-style emblem featuring a stylized aircraft, stars and stripes, and that unmistakable golden swoop pulls together a design that looks almost legitimate… until it absolutely isn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"406\"\u003eThat’s the balance. Clean, graphic, and just satirical enough to land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eLightweight and easy to wear, they bring humor without sacrificing comfort. Whether you’re wearing them for the joke, the design, or the reaction, they do exactly what they’re supposed to do: get noticed twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"652\"\u003eSharp. Playful. Fully committed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"657\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e• Copper-plated white K+ log (wood) construction\u003cbr data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"724\"\u003e• Lightweight design for comfortable, extended wear\u003cbr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003e• Smooth, laser-cut edges with a clean finish\u003cbr data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"826\"\u003e• Round dangle silhouette with bold parody emblem\u003cbr data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"878\"\u003e• Non-toxic materials, suitable for sensitive ears\u003cbr data-start=\"928\" data-end=\"931\"\u003e• Durable print with long-lasting color retention\u003cbr data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"983\"\u003e• Classic hook-style ear wires for easy wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1166\"\u003e• Wipe clean with a damp cloth as needed\u003cbr data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1089\"\u003e• Do not soak or submerge in water\u003cbr data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e• Store in a dry place when not in use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eAssembly Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1192\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003e• Earrings may require simple assembly upon arrival to prevent damage during shipping\u003cbr data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1280\"\u003e• Assistance is available if needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1322\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TyagGW_tableContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group TyagGW_tableWrapper flex flex-col-reverse w-fit\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003ctable data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1482\" class=\"w-fit min-w-(--thread-content-width)\"\u003e\n\u003cthead data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1384\"\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1347\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1366\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eDiameter (cm\/in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1384\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eLength (cm\/in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1445\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eOne Size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003e3 \/ 1.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"1464\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e6 \/ 2.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1552\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1484\" data-end=\"1552\"\u003eMeasurements are taken flat. Slight variations (2–4 mm) may occur.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1557\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1559\" data-end=\"1816\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1559\" data-end=\"1631\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping (cleared for departure, slight delay expected)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003eEach pair is made to order by our international production partners. Please allow up to 2–3 weeks for production and shipping. Minor variations may occur and are part of the process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1818\" data-end=\"1821\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1838\"\u003eMockup Note\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1840\" data-end=\"1915\"\u003eImages shown are for reference. Final product appearance may vary slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1917\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"1966\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eHigh altitude humor. Ground-level reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"ONE SIZE \/ White","offer_id":48679853588695,"sku":"4DE0550647CB487B9CFB91B4C392178A","price":24.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/hair-force-one-crew-member-statement-earrings","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}