{"product_id":"grandiloquent-truth-dad-hat-political-parody-cap","title":"Grandiloquent Truth Dad Hat | Political Parody Cap","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"289\" data-start=\"262\"\u003e🧢 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"375\" data-start=\"290\"\u003eSometimes the statement doesn’t need to be loud.\u003cbr data-end=\"341\" data-start=\"338\"\u003eIt just needs to sound… \u003cem data-end=\"374\" data-start=\"365\"\u003ecertain\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"613\" data-start=\"377\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-end=\"413\" data-start=\"381\"\u003eGrandiloquent Truth Dad Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e is a minimalist political parody for people fluent in exaggerated certainty, oversized confidence, and declarations that arrive fully formed. Clean embroidery. Official energy. No footnotes provided.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"828\" data-start=\"615\"\u003eWith its relaxed, unstructured fit and classic dad-hat profile, this cap pairs easily with everyday wear while quietly delivering a message that feels both authoritative and suspiciously vague — exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"909\" data-start=\"830\"\u003eWear it ironically. Wear it knowingly. Wear it because everyone already agrees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"914\" data-start=\"911\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"939\" data-start=\"916\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1341\" data-start=\"940\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1000\" data-start=\"940\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1000\" data-start=\"942\"\u003eUnstructured 6-panel body for a relaxed, comfortable fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1075\" data-start=\"1001\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1075\" data-start=\"1003\"\u003ePrecurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1155\" data-start=\"1076\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1155\" data-start=\"1078\"\u003eAdjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1207\" data-start=\"1156\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1207\" data-start=\"1158\"\u003e100% cotton shell for breathable, everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1240\" data-start=\"1208\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1240\" data-start=\"1210\"\u003eSewn-in label for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1301\" data-start=\"1241\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1301\" data-start=\"1243\"\u003eBrand sticker on visor and small embroidered logo detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1341\" data-start=\"1302\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1341\" data-start=\"1304\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong data-end=\"1341\" data-start=\"1317\"\u003eBlack, Red, and Navy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1346\" data-start=\"1343\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1373\" data-start=\"1348\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1504\" data-start=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1424\" data-start=\"1374\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1424\" data-start=\"1376\"\u003eSpot clean using warm water and mild dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1473\" data-start=\"1425\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1473\" data-start=\"1427\"\u003eUse a soft-bristled brush for stubborn areas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1504\" data-start=\"1474\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1504\" data-start=\"1476\"\u003eDo not soak the entire hat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1509\" data-start=\"1506\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1547\" data-start=\"1511\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1836\" data-start=\"1548\"\u003eThis hat is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, slight variations in embroidery placement or color may occur. 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