{"product_id":"glitch-happens-tee-minimalist-seizure-first-aid-shirt","title":"Glitch Happens Tee – Minimalist Seizure First Aid Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"409\" data-start=\"371\"\u003eNot loud. Not dramatic. Just prepared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"629\" data-start=\"411\"\u003eThis tee says what matters without turning it into a spectacle. A small front hit keeps things understated, while the back does the real work, offering clear, calm seizure first aid in a way people can actually follow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"717\" data-start=\"631\"\u003eBecause in the moment, no one needs a lecture. They need something simple that sticks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"839\" data-start=\"719\"\u003eThe continuous line artwork moves like the moment itself, soft, fluid, uninterrupted. Not broken. Just… passing through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1008\" data-start=\"841\"\u003eWear it when you want to be understood without explaining. Wear it when “I’m fine” isn’t the whole story. Wear it because being prepared is better than being panicked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1071\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003eStill here. Still aware. Still in control of what you can be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1071\" data-start=\"1010\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIF I GLITCH:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(92,46,142,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #5c2e8e; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eSTAY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eYou’re up.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(92,46,142,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #5c2e8e; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eTIME IT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eStart now.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(92,46,142,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #5c2e8e; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eCLEAR SPACE.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eNot me.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(92,46,142,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #5c2e8e; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eHEAD SOFT.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); caret-color: #000000; --ys-xuq: none; font-weight: bold; font-kerning: normal;\" class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgba(0,0,0,var(--o42jjq,1)); 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